The Top 10 Worst Things about the Halloween Season

Although Halloween is undoubtedly the best time of the year to be a horror fan, it’s not all pumpkin spice and everything nice.  If I’m being totally honest, there’s a lot of things about Halloween that totally suck.  I hate to be the one to poop in the punch bowl at our month long party, […]

Right Arm Of The Law: Justin’s FIVE FAVORITE POLICE OFFICERS IN HORROR!

Sheriff, Deputy, Detective; along with the genres final girl, another omnipresent figure you can find assisting (or pursuing) our protagonists in one way or another are the men and women of law enforcement. I’ve compiled a list of some of my favorite police officers in horror that stand out for a myriad of reasons (one-liners, […]

THE TOP 10 CARNIVAL HORROR MOVIES!

Word on the interwebs is that AMERICAN HORROR STORY season 4 is going to be set in a Carnival or play with the idea of a Circus-theme.  I’ve been craving the AHS touch on a carnival ever sense the appearance of ‘Pepper’ in Season 2.  If you don’t think she was modeled by something out […]

THE TOP 12 MOST UNCONVINCING HORROR COUPLES

A few years ago I wrote a piece on my blog Day of the Woman about unrealistic horror couples, this isn’t to be confused with “worst horror couples” or like what Ryan Turek over at Shock Till You Drop posted, “Doomed Horror Romances.”  Instead, I wanted to focus on couples in horror movies that really […]

THE 10 HOTTEST SEX SCENES IN HORROR FILMS

“Do you like sex with death?” “Yeah, so fuck off and die.”-RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD From the earliest horror films, sex has always played a major role in the success and intrigue of the bastard genre of cinema.  Whether it’s the sexual ambiguity of Count Dracula or the screaming topless women of the slasher […]