Machete Don’t Text In New Ridiculous Trailer For MACHETE KILLS!


Danny Trejo is returning for another round as the badass ex-Federale in MACHETE KILLS, and a new trailer has been released that is chock full of ridiculousness. This trailer plays like a fake trailer that you’d more than likely find on a joke humor website, but I’d be lying if I said Mel Gibson as a megalomaniac villain didn’t pique my interest just a little. It’s got machine gun breasts, Charlie Sheen (or Carlos Estevez) as the President, Lady Gaga, and a random appearance by Cuba Gooding Jr. Your mileage will probably vary, but William Sadler is in it so all should be ok.

MACHETE KILLS will be the opening film for Fantastic Fest 2013, and we may or may not be there to give you guys a advanced review! Check out the trailer below.


In MACHETE KILLS, Danny Trejo returns as ex-Federale agent MACHETE, who is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.

MACHETE KILLS slices into theaters October 11th!

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