HAUNTED FOREST



HAUNTED FOREST

An uneventful, tiresome movie about a group of people looking for a f*cking tree. The tree holds the body of Satinka, a young Native American girl, who took refuge inside the tree after some pioneers murdered her lover and set fire to the forest. In exchange for her protection, the spirit of the tree took over her body to seek revenge on anyone who entered the forest. All of this is prevalent in the last 20 minutes of the movie. The hour before is spent watching these people walk around the forest looking for each other and the tree. This movie would have been much better off as a half hour episode of some horror/sci-fi/mystery tv show like The Twilight Zone. That’s a half hour with commercials. Anyone who decides to check this movie out should look forward to wasting 81 minutes of their life or an early bedtime as this movie will put you right to sleep.

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